I’m starting to think that my friend, Kyle, has unlocked some way of slowing down time just for himself. In addition to just finishing up his PhD, Kyle and his friend are also putting the finishing touches on a sci-fi book about how to defeat your clone. You’ll see it on the bookstore shelves next year.
I spoke with Kyle today, but instead of the regular weekly update, he surprised me with yet another opportunity for sprucing up his curriculum vitae. By the time he has to use one again, they will think that half his claims are really lies. Then they will just google him and find out that indeed, he is a creative, intelligent and all around interesting person.
Although I had never seen one, there are some Dos Equis beer commercials out there. (Links from You Tube are below.) These commercials feature “the most interesting man in the world,” and are fairly funny, depending on your preferred type of humor. Well, Dos Equis decided that it would be a nice marketing ploy to take applications for an assistant to the most interesting man in the world, and incorporate him/her in new commercials. Cool, huh? They got about 10,000 (ten thousand. TEN THOUSAND!) applicants, and Kyle made it to the top 25!!! Yes, that is the top quarter of a percent of all those people. To get to the top ten, the 25 had to submit a video. Fastforward some time, and yay! Kyle made the top ten.
This is where you come in. All you need to do, every day until Dec. 7, is get on the Dos Equis website, and vote for Kyle. They only allow one vote a day, so just do it. Please. I’m making it as easy as possible for you. There’s a link to the right. It will ask you for your birthday to enter, and then take you right to the finalist page. Click on El Guepardo Loco, and then click on vote! Simple!
To the people in California: Vote for Kyle!!! He is now a resident of your lovely state, and a UC Berkeley grad.
To the people in Michigan: Vote for Kyle!!! Born and raised a Michigan man.
To my family, all ten million cousins especially: Vote for Kyle!!! I’m asking nicely!
To any SHS people: Vote for Kyle!!! Then when you see him in the commercials, you can say, “I know that guy!”
To every other lovely person: Vote for Kyle!!! You obviously took the time to read this, so why not spend a measly 30 seconds every day until Dec. 7th, and see the results of your hard work… on the television! How cool would that be?
EXTRA LINKS…
Most interesting man commercial intro
Most interesting man on mixed nuts
Hopefully you have been sufficiently persuaded to participate in getting El Guepardo Loco a spot on the telly. So what are you waiting for? Clink on the link to the right already!
Thanks, and have a nice day!
Diana,
You are a scholar and a lady. Thanks for the ringing endorsement
And to everyone else, your votes are greatly appreciated!
Hi I saw your blog on Alpha and decided to visit, cool blog! Comment back. Also, have a great Thanksgiving!
Hi, gardenax! Thanks for visiting my blog!!!! Leave the address for yours here too. Oh! and if you could, please vote for my friend. Thank you! Have a super thanksgiving!!!!!! =)
Kyle – no problem! You are awesome! I am really hoping you win! (Is this considered an excessive use of exclamation points?) =)
nice job, buddy!
keep on posting good stuff!
btw i found your site on alphainventions.com
thanks
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http://gardenax.wordpress.com/ is the link to my blog. I guess I vote for “To the people in California”.
gardenax, click on the link to the right for “vote for el guepardo loco,” enter the site and vote for him. lol. thanks!